DUNCURSE
HOUSE

381 PERTH ROAD, DUNDEE

WELCOME BACK, DEAR TENANT.

Roselyn is delighted to hear of your return. She's even prepared a new tenancy agreement for you.

The terms are much the same as before: no heating, absolutely hopeless internet, and several rooms you aren't allowed to enter.

Just one minor change: by signing, you agree to surrender your immortal soul to Duncurse House. In perpetuity.

I'm sure that's fine.

ROSELYN • LANDLADY & KEEPER OF SOULS
HEATING NOT INCLUDED